As my old friend Franklin Harris said, "Republicans just can't have normal scandals. Everything's got to be like a screwball comedy plot." I'm not sure if this is a real scandal since he's never been an or elected official, just a former candidate, staffer and appointee, but other than that, it's a good one. The guy's been moonlighting as a freelance sperm donor in New Zealand.
... he had just finished dining with one of the women he impregnated. He said he was unable to have children with his wife ... and that the urge to become a biological father was “a need that I have.”
... "I've been trying to get my wife over here, my family over here ... so I can be around for these children," ... .
Full story on Yahoo! News and a less full version but with more vocabulary learning opportunities titled "Alabama Rethuglican gets NZ lezzies preggers"
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