Klein v. Klein, 49 Va. App. 478, 642 S.E.2d 313 (3/27/07).
An opinion bristling with technical abstractions in the unsuccessful appeal of a family law case does not really make family law, but it does send a woeful message to appellants clear across the spectrum. If they don’t do their homework, cudgel their brains, reflect, cogitate, and talk like a pettifogging casuist, they had better not attempt appellate litigation. It reinforces the received wisdom that the law is still a learned profession with extremely intelligent gatekeepers who know how to separate the wheat from the chaff, the sheep from the goats, and laid-back lawyers need not apply. The issue at trial was, originally, whether the husband was owed a management fee, payable by the wife, under the terms of their separation agreement. What was appealed was whether the trial judge should have granted a motion to strike that claim. The appeal was dismissed and remanded because the appellant husband’s “Question Presented” failed to preserve the issues of applicable standard and sufficiency of evidence.