CRIMINAL ISSUES – VULGAR THREATS TO EX-PARAMOUR – TELEPHONE CALLS – CRIMINAL HARASSMENT – OBSCENITY. Yea verily, the Court giveth and the Court taketh away, as lawyers who have just watched the procedural ping pong and the revolving-door opinions in the Barson case well know by now. However, practitioners definitely need to read carefully another opinion that the Supreme Court handed down the same day in the form of a “published order,” and sit down with both opinions and carefully compare them. In short, the Supreme Court majority not only showed that is it quite ready to sustain these kinds of convictions, but also said a number of very interesting things, as its opinion took some surprising turns. Mostly, the angry husband and ex-boy friend in Rives v. Commonwealth, 27 VLW 78 (6/7/12), was out of luck because at the time he made his ugly phone calls other law governed the definition of obscenity for the purposes of §18.2-427, and thus the Court of Appeals did not err in applying the (however un-constitutional) then-valid precedent to this case. (It does not help that the Virginia Lawyers Weekly appears to list it as a Court of Appeals order, but this is a published order of the Virginia Supreme Court, Record No. 111492.) The Supreme Court points out that it has invoked the “right result for the wrong reason” doctrine before, and here applies it with vigor and a vengeance. It does hold, or seems to hold, that the language Mr. Rives would have used violated §18.2-427 even if the 1973 test of Miller v. California, 413 U.S. 15, had been applied to the obscenity definition used to convict him of using “profane, threatening or indecent language over public airways.” When Rives broke off his adulterous relationship with a certain woman, here unnamed, her reaction was to call Rives’s wife, and he thereupon left a series of voice mail messages for the woman which likened her to a sexually active female dog, and threatened her with rape which he made clear would be unpleasant. The utterances were certainly both rude and crude and curious readers are referred to the Court of Appeals opinion for more specific detail. The Court of Appeals rejected his appeal in an unpublished opinion, but applied the U.S. Supreme Court Miller test, realized that communication had to have as its dominant theme an appeal to the prurient interest and not mere angry name-calling, and concluded that these calls met that Miller test. The evidence was sufficient to lead a rational fact-finder to conclude that such was its dominant theme. Section 18.2-427 at the time of this husband’s acts prohibited three kinds of conduct by phone when accompanied by the intent to coerce, intimidate or harass: obscene language, obscene suggestions or proposals, and threats of illegal or immoral acts. Thus any one of these is sufficient to convict a user of offensive speech. So the question of obscenity is immaterial, the Supreme Court majority says, since there was a threat to commit an illegal or immoral act, and the intent included intimidation or harassment. Justices McClanahan and Powell took no part in this case. And was there a dissent from this published Order? There certainly was. The majority’s three-verb disjunctive theory of the statute is all very well, the dissenters say, but the fact is that this accused was tried under a two-verb conjunctive standard, for no facts were in dispute at the trial, and the whole trial, as “only a legal issue,” was tried as a stipulation. Rives went to trial to defend himself on a theory, courtesy of the Commonwealth, that required proof of obscenity – lawfully and constitutionally defined. The dissenters do not waste a word, so it is best simply to quote them (Chief Justice Kinser, with Justice Lemons). “The ‘right result for the wrong reason’ doctrine cannot be utilized when a defendant is not on notice at trial to present evidence to rebut a particular method of proof articulated by the Commonwealth. Whitehead v. Commonwealth, 278 Va. 105, 115, 677 S.E.2d 265, 270 (2009). In the case before us, the parties stipulated that ‘the only issue presented at trial was a legal one, namely whether or not the language used by…Rives was both obscene and harassing, such that it would violate Code § 18.2-372. Based on that stipulation, the trial court found the language used by Rives ‘both obscene and harassing.’” *** “The stipulation makes clear that the Commonwealth was not pursuing a theory of guilt predicated on that portion of the statute making it illegal for a person to ‘threaten any illegal or immoral act with the intent to coerce, intimidate, or harass...over any telephone.’ Code § 18.2-427. Instead the Commonwealth’s theory was that Rives had used ‘obscene...language...with the intent to...harass.’ Id. Thus, Rives was not on notice to present evidence to rebut the charge of ‘threaten[ing] any illegal or immoral act’ with the intent to harass. Id. It is inappropriate, therefore, to apply the ‘right result for the wrong reason’ doctrine to affirm the trial court’s judgment.” *** “Although the language Rives used in the telephone messages at issue was rude, vulgar, and disgusting, I also conclude that it does not satisfy that definition.”